Been listening to this song quite a bit lately
(Source: Spotify, via meat-party)
(Source: laquishas-weave, via accioromulus)
Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.
Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen in my whole ever.
I snorted.
(via meat-party)
I know what I`m doing for my art project next week
ARE YOU SHITTING ME
u broke art
shut the hell up!
HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE
This isn’t the first time i’ve seen videos like this. This art style is amazing. It really is.
(via kaylaconspiracy)
I was going to go to sleep 3 hours ago. I guess there were more interesting things
do you ever just refuse to go to bed because that means tomorrow is going to happen
(Source: frankybluerichards, via cjsgoldfish)
HanLock AU: Two Psychopaths Walk Into A Bar
└ Sherlock and Will get off to a surprisingly good start.
Sherlock is a high functioning sociopath, do your research
(Source: doomslock, via timemistress)
Obama’s one-liners during his speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner.
President Sasspants
(via kaylaconspiracy)
dont make a quotable book into a movie ever unless you want every white girl you know repeating the same quotes over and over and over and over and over and over again
you guys realize that this is getting a movie too
prepare to hear every stupid girl in your town going
“sOmE INfINiTes ArE BiggER ThaN OtHEr InFINiTeS!!!!1!1 ~<3 AGUSTS WATERZ IS MINE 4eva!!!1!! AlWAyS!1!1! MY ThoUGts ArE StaRs I CaN’t FaTOM InTO CONSTAhLaSHONS!!!1!!1”
Where’d you manage to bury your head? That shit already happens.
(Source: magnuslovealec, via timemistress)
i did a thing
ATTENTION TUMBLR HE DID THE THING
THIS IS HOW YOU DO A THING
HE DID IT! HE DID THE THING!!!!
HE FINALLY DID THE THING
PERFECT PICK-ME-UP
(via againstacecilia)
THIS VIDEO MAKES ME SO HAPPY
BABIES
BABIES
BABIES
motheRFUCKING BABBIES.
RELEASE THE FLOODGATES
I LOVE CATS OMG
come to my dreams, little ones
(Source: cptprocrastination)




